God-zilla

See, that's what I call good churchy entertainment; it was about time to get demiurgic with all those nativity plays and crucifixions (crucifictions?), they were so supersesded; I mean seriously, those stories are like 2043 years old already.

I've always asked myself if Christian Darwinists (sigh) think that god was first a chemical reaction then some bacteria then an amoeba and so on THEREFORE that's why he created the human race in his likeliness THUS ??? evolution. Saying that god 'created' evolution is basically saying theistic science is a form of Buddhism, since they both think god is nature and that the origin of material life is one. Come on, you adept Christian experimentalists, admit that you CANNOT, JUST CANNOT agree that you've been wrong for such a long long time, mostly because realizing you are wrong in the middle of an argument is the worst feeling ever.

I'm so amazed at finding out that the Vatican's Observatory actually looks out for alien life forms - well if this is not proof of that incapacity I was talking about earlier, what is? And if they do find them first, they will dunk their ectoplasm in water three times, thus granting them immediate access to the Kingdom in the Sky, because hey, everything that has a soul deserves that, besides every other animal in the Kingdom of Nature besides us.

The German Pope, who is of possible alien origin, recently realized he should maybe consider the possibility of other children of god and their ways of sinning AND he added a couple of extra commandments to Moses' tablet (since back then they didn't have crystal meth or the like) AND he agreed to people using condoms, literally insulting god in the face by deciding to pile up millions of future Catholic little souls at the gates of purgatory, doomed to remain forever unborn.

The need for acquiescence is overwhelming inside the Christian kingdom of god and obviously this is the last flap of wings for this hairy raptor, because if he's not going down, he's going extinct.